Dispensational humor

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_TK
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Post by _TK » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:25 pm

Why do I get the feeling that even Jesus would chuckle at this stuff?

I think humor like this is great. Sometimes Christians take themselves way too seriously.

I don't know if any of you have ever read The Door magazine (or maybe it's still the Wittenburg Door) but there's something in there to offend everybody. but sometimes being offended is a good thing, because satire often hits us in our comfort zones.

TK
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"Were not our hearts burning within us? (Lk 24:32)

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Post by _brody_in_ga » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to be a dispensationalist, and looking back on it all....let's just say that I am glad I read scripture a little more carefully.

I have one to add to the list.

You might be a dispensationalist if:

You have a life size poster of Jack Van Impe and John Hagee in your room, and think they are the two witnesses in Revelation.

Anyone wanna top that? LOL
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For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

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Post by _Paidion » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:12 am

You might be a dispensationalist if you believed your spouse was with you in the house but could not find him or her, and felt a pang of fear that the rapture took place and you had been left behind.
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Post by _Micah » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:08 am

Paidion wrote:You might be a dispensationalist if you believed your spouse was with you in the house but could not find him or her, and felt a pang of fear that the rapture took place and you had been left behind.
Wives must think that all the time when their husbands leave a pile of clothes on the floor.
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Luke 16:17 - It is easier for heaven and earth to disappear than for the least stroke of a pen to drop out of the Law.

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Post by _TK » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:51 am

... or you might be one if you try to sneak into the heifer barn with some clairol nice 'n easy red hair dye.
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"Were not our hearts burning within us? (Lk 24:32)

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