Jesus came and talked to me last night!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:16 am
APRIL FOOLS DAY!~!!!!!!!
Man! And here I was hoping to get in on the ground floor of a new cult. 8)brody_in_ga wrote:APRIL FOOLS DAY!~!!!!!!!
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Jesus came and talked to me last night!
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Re: Jesus came and talked to me last night!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:37 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:10 pm
lol He also told me that the rapture is coming when the godly tv station TBN is lifted up. And he gave me a autographed copy of Joel Osteens best selling book.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:42 pm
This is getting way too weird for me.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:59 pm
what, Joel Osteen or the rapture?
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:32 pm
No, this april fools joke. Its just that my humor has boundries - no offense.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:26 pm
None taken. Sorry if I offended you. It's just that I think a good joke every now is good for our spirits. Do you think that my joke was inappropriate?
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:08 pm
I don't mean to or want to hurt your feelings and I am not judging you at all. I really should have just kept my mouth shut. I just think we should be careful not to use the name of Jesus inappropriately. Like I said, I should not have said anything at all because I know that you did not mean to offend by it. Boy am I kill joy!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:27 am
You didn't do anything wrong brother. Now that I think about it, I maybe should have just canned the whole April fools day joke. But 4 out of the five voices in my head agreed on it, so I followed there lead. 
There is a verse in Proverbs that I have wrestled with for years now, to paraphrase, it says "is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, "Am I not joking?"
I would love to hear what Steve has to say about this verse. If it has to do with joking and such, I need to repent. Maybe some of the guys/gals here can toss some thoughts at this verse. God bless.
There is a verse in Proverbs that I have wrestled with for years now, to paraphrase, it says "is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, "Am I not joking?"
I would love to hear what Steve has to say about this verse. If it has to do with joking and such, I need to repent. Maybe some of the guys/gals here can toss some thoughts at this verse. God bless.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:29 am
Sorry. I think my sense of humor has no boundaries. I'm decorum-challenged.