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Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:32 pm
by Paidion
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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:33 pm
by Paidion
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:36 pm
by Paidion
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:40 pm
by backwoodsman
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect."
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:22 pm
by Paidion
Thanks, Backwoodsman. It took me a while to catch on!
Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:37 pm
by Paidion
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:14 pm
by dwight92070
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:18 am
by darinhouston
dwight92070 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:14 pm
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate.
I wish we had a "like" button
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:29 pm
by dwight92070
Paidion,
I was never a school teacher, but I was a pretty good speller. My dictionary says that "humour" is the middle English spelling, from 1150 A.D. to 1450 A.D.
Today, we spell it "humor".
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:36 pm
by Paidion
Who is "we"?
"Humour" is the English spelling. I live in Canada (which originally was a colony of Britain)
"Humor" is the United States spelling.
Look it up in Wikipedia, and you will find the following sentence:
"Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English) is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement."