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Cigarettes and Santa Clause.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:14 pm
by _brody_in_ga
Both are mentioned in scripture.
Cigarettes: Gen:24:64
And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Santa Clause: Zech 2:6
Ho, ho, [come forth], and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD.
See, I told you so!!
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:42 am
by _Sean
Don't forget about automobile tires and mufflers!
Isa 3:18 In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:16 am
by _AARONDISNEY
What about the time that God said a dirty word and wasn't sorry about it?
Ps 110:4
The LORD hath sworn, and will not repent, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchizedek.
(KJV)
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:56 am
by _Paidion
How about the eight men who milked a bear?
...these eight did Milcah bear... Genesis 22:23 AV
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:38 am
by _Perry
Baseball game... "In the big inning..."
Honda... "they were all gathered with one accord".
This weekend I had someone point out to me that in Psalms 46, in the King James version, if you count 46 words from the beginning, and 46 words from the end of that psalm, you get the words "Shake" and "Spear" which proves that Shakespeare had a hand in writing the bible.
Sadly he wasn't just joking.
Perry