Does/Did God Break His own Commandments?
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:20 pm
Someone on another forum says yes, and posted the following, and I thought it would make a good discussion topic!:
1. I am the LORD thy god. Thou shalt have no other gods before me...
...like Jesus, or the "Holy Spirit."
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol...
...like the Bible, which is fervently worshiped by millions of believers.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy god in vain...
...yes, little Timmy, Jesus is Lord!
4. Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy...
...such a pity it's on Saturday, and practically every Christian in the world breaks it on a regular basis.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother...
...by "hating" them in order to follow Jesus, according to his own instructions.
6. Thou shalt not murder...
...no comment. This one obviously holds little weight with Yahweh. Or his followers, for that matter.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery...
...such as the Holy Spirit rapi- I mean "coming upon" the ex-virgin Mary. Don't you just love Homer-inspired deo-human unions and the delightful little demigod offspring they produce?
8. Thou shalt not steal...
...unless Yahweh tells you to. In that case, steal all the finest treasures for the temple and steal the women for your personal pleasures (kill everything else though).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness...
...such as Yahweh lying to kings by means of prophets to whom he has sent "deceptive spirits"?
10. Thou shalt not covet...
..."For I, the LORD thy God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me..."
1. I am the LORD thy god. Thou shalt have no other gods before me...
...like Jesus, or the "Holy Spirit."
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol...
...like the Bible, which is fervently worshiped by millions of believers.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy god in vain...
...yes, little Timmy, Jesus is Lord!
4. Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy...
...such a pity it's on Saturday, and practically every Christian in the world breaks it on a regular basis.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother...
...by "hating" them in order to follow Jesus, according to his own instructions.
6. Thou shalt not murder...
...no comment. This one obviously holds little weight with Yahweh. Or his followers, for that matter.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery...
...such as the Holy Spirit rapi- I mean "coming upon" the ex-virgin Mary. Don't you just love Homer-inspired deo-human unions and the delightful little demigod offspring they produce?
8. Thou shalt not steal...
...unless Yahweh tells you to. In that case, steal all the finest treasures for the temple and steal the women for your personal pleasures (kill everything else though).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness...
...such as Yahweh lying to kings by means of prophets to whom he has sent "deceptive spirits"?
10. Thou shalt not covet...
..."For I, the LORD thy God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me..."